Score: 10

"So true..."

submission: Stop Your Shitty Posting

date: October 19, 2007

Damn that fucking fag.

Score: 6

"Not too bright, sorry"

submission: Bomberman Ice Cream

date: March 4, 2007

Apparently, I've played the full version of this on its official site before. So basically, it takes place in some ice cream shop where Bomberman is serving all his customers. It would be more helpful if Dr. Ein didn't appear all the time telling you which one to pick. But this isn't a full version, so meh.

Score: 8

"Hahaha, good work"

submission: Bomberman Dog Pee

date: March 4, 2007

This seems like a toon that really would appear in a Bomberman game. To those who don't understand, the thing is: this yellow dog is searching for a spot to pee. But they've already been taken by the brown one. The brown one is getting pissed at the yellow one because he's trying to take his spots. Bomberman then drops by and blows up all three spots (apparently his solution to everything). The brown dog is pissed because his spots have been destroyed and the yellow one really needs to go.
What Bomberman is saying in the end is basically a teaser thingy for this "Conquer Mode" in that online game. "Take spaces and be the champ!"

Score: 10

"Excellent!"

submission: 666BeginingOfTheEnd

date: January 29, 2007

I loved that area in that game! (If you people know which ones I'm talking about, you win a prize)

Score: 10

"True"

submission: Guide to being review mod

date: January 28, 2007

You really do have to suck Wade off real hard to be a good review mod.

Score: 10

"Good one"

submission: LL-Accidents At Home

date: January 9, 2007

At least this does a better job at this matter than that lonely pedophilic virgin ever can.

Score: 8

"Hell yeah! Finally, somebody fucking sees!"

submission: Numa Numa: The Debate

date: September 10, 2006

Yep, those "mature" arguments from those 4th grade brain-fucking idiots clearly don't hide the fact that they jack off to that obese, lonely shit everyday. Also, it's proof that numoids (his fanboys like these) are on the same level of retardation as foamheads, toadies, and knoxis (Knox fanboys). So normal people, if you see any of them on the street, be sure to shoot them on sight. Yeah, I bet anything that this review will be flagged by those 13-year-old retard numoids, but whatever. Again, nice work taking their piss. People need to understand these things.

Score: 8

"Eat your heart (and your dick) out, Knox!"

submission: 4 man and a fox

date: August 6, 2006

Good job with this claymation, NCH. It's proof that Knox is NOT the only one who can do these, so his legions of retarded 13-year-old knoxis (fanboys of his) ought to get their mouths off his cock (or should I say, "kokk") already.

Score: 10

"Hahaha, brilliant stab at those lonely heliophobes"

submission: Cannabis' agnry rage

date: April 13, 2006

Another great movie by Cannibus! The drawings were top-notch, and the agnryman was fucking hilarious. That's a very good use of the All Your Base sound clip as well. To make something much funnier and hard-hitting. Yeah, NG users sure are pathetic like that, aren't they?

Score: 10

"Holy shit, that was awesome"

submission: The Gayest Showdown

date: March 28, 2006

That was the greatest parody of an overrated movie I've ever seen. Don't listen to all these mentally ill and worthless NG-resident fanboys who bash you and this movie because they like nothing more than to have sex with a Flash movie called The Ultimate Showdown. But damn, the masturbating to Naruto part cracked me up. I love how you worked in Batman, TMNT, Spider-Man, and other superheroes. Piconjo bashing LF with his penor really had me. It would be funny if you had also included Foamy, Germaine, a Knox clayman, and so on getting killed. It could have been a bit longer, but hey, I can't argue there. It got frontpage and such, so it's as good as it gets.